X-Men: Days of Future Past Photos, Anchorman 2 Poster & a Thor 2 Featurette!

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Thor: The Dark World takes a look at romance, X-Men: Days of Future Past continues to wet our appetites, and Ron Burgundy and co. show off their junk.

Thor: The Dark World

Thor: The Dark World has a new featurette that… features the scope of the film, yet also the very intimate relationship between Thor and Jane Foster. I think it’s good to see how Thor will be concerned with saving everyone, but also needing to focus on what his dad, Odin, refers to as the fleeting humans. Since our lives are short we’re worth less, but I think Thor will show we’re worth as much because we’re life, blah blah blah, hammer fight.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

X-Men: Days of Future Past has a bunch of new photos today, and I think we can all agree the pics with Jennifer Lawrence are the best. There doesn’t need to be a reason, but there is one, and it’s my penis. Also, though he’s often been shirtless in other films, I never realized how small Hugh Jackman’s nipples are. I thought my nipples were small, but DAMN.

No homo.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Begins

Anchorman 2: The Legend Begins has a new poster that shows how larger than life the characters in the film are. It also prominently displays their wieners. At least that’s what I was looking at.