Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013)

tyler perrys temptation

Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor is a, you guessed it, new movie from mega director/writer/producer/actor/black lady Tyler Perry. The film is about a marriage counselor who has a job she doesn’t like (she helps rich dudes deal with their emotional issues so they can date… I think) and she’s married.

Said marriage counselor breaks a whole lotta rules when a massively rich, suave mofo walks in the door and she has sex with him. Now she has to go through a whole hell of a lot to fix her mistake and heal her marriage. Then a fat black lady shows up and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

Oh, no. That doesn’t happen. This is a drama, not a Madea film. Too bad.

Tyler Perry’s Temptation

Like I said, this is a Tyler Perry production, so he’s basically doing everything in the film except for acting.

HOLY SHIT. I’m writing this in a coffee shop and a bum just walked in and sat down next to me and he stinks like shit. OMG.


Tyler Perry’s Temptation Trailer

Tyler Perry’s Temptation Release Date

March 29, 2013

Who’s In It?

 Eric West
  Kim Kardashian … Ava
  Vanessa Williams … Janice
  Jurnee Smollett … Judith
  Sharon Oliphant … Receptionist
  Brandy Norwood … Melinda
  Lance Gross … Brice
  Andrea Moore … Lisa
  Robbie Jones … Harley
  Ella Joyce … Sarah
  Nickolas Wolf … Church Attendant
  Candice Coke
  Cara Mantella … Counselor
  Zach Sale … Brad
  Denise Pereira … Walker
  Andrew R. Kaplan … Board Member
  Dina Morrone … (voice)
  Robert Hotalen … Fiddle Player
  Ken Melde … The Client
  Keith Ratchek … Airport Patron

What’s Good About It?

Perry is the most consistently successful filmmaker in the world right now, and there’s almost no chance he won’t be successful this time too.

What’s Bad About It?

Kim Kardashian has to act in this, and judging by the trailer, she’s not doing a great job. HORRIBLE.

Our Clever Prediction

Oh man, the bum just got up. Jesus, he smells like a combination of his own shit, tons of cigarettes and the vomit that’s bubbling up from my lower intestine. UGH.

His smell is almost as vomit inducing as Kim Kardashian’s performance. No doubt Tyler Perry’s Temptation will be a commercial success, but I think it’ll also be a clear sign to the earth that Kardashian doesn’t deserve to be given serious acting roles.

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