Thor and X-Men images and We’re The Millers Goes Red Band!

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X-Men: Days of Future Past gives us a look at a full size, life size Sentinel! We’re the Millers goes red band (but not funny), and Thor: The Dark World has one hell of a hammer.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

I think since the original X-Men film a lot of folks have been waiting to see a Sentinel on the big screen. They were sorta teased in X3, but that was a danger room exercise and it sucked. X-Men: Days of Future Past isn’t going to let us down though, as Bryan Singer just revealed a full size Sentinel, and HOLY CRAP IT’S A SENTINEL!

Yeah, it’s not 100% perfect, but it’s pretty darn close. I’m like 45% erect right now. And that’s a lot.

We’re the Millers

I’m still not really laughing, though this is easily the best trailer for We’re the Millers yet, and the part about Jennifer Aniston not sucking anything was hilarious. Not because of the way they intended, but because she always suck. Her films suck, her face sucks, her body doesn’t, and actually her face doesn’t either, but she sucks.

I feel like every time I see a trailer for this turd I’m the son in the film. The film is a spider, and my eyes are the ball.

Thor: The Dark World

Uh… YEAH. I think they actually made Thor’s hammer BIGGER in Thor: The Dark World. And why not? He’s the God of Thunder (when I’m on vacation). This actually does a very good job of coming across as a comic book and a badass movie. And while the main villain is in the top left, they still haven’t revealed the main physical villain, so there’s still some cool stuff to see. I believe there will be a new trailer debuting soon, so we should all look forward to that like a large baby looks forward to a boob.