The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug goes on a noble quest, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire goes all anime, Hercules shows off his guns (and horses), and Oldboy brings some new footage your way!
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
I think my life is missing something… probably a noble quest. I went on a Nobel quest, but the jerks in Sweden screwed me over by giving Alice Munroe my prize. DO THEY EVEN READ STARSEEKER?
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug also features a noble quest, one to reclaim a homeland, and I think we can all agree they deserve to reclaim their land. It’s only right and fair.
Also, this film doesn’t come out for over 2 months. Lay off the TV spots. SHEESH.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
I can’t claim to understand the beginning of this new Hunger Games: Catching Fire trailer, as it’s in Japanese, but the action and pacing of the trailer certainly make it seem exciting.
The end of the trailer is hilarious though. HUNGER GAME 2!
Also, I’ve been wanting to say this all day: Peeta Peeta Dumbshit Eata!
Holy nards. The Rock is a freaking GIANT. First, I saw Pain & Gain, where he was super enormous, but I’m pretty sure he’s even bigger in Hercules. At first I noticed his arm, which is ridiculous, but then I saw HIS LEG.
Oldboy has a couple new videos today, the first of which focuses on a bit of the detective work in the film. The basic premise is that Josh Brolin’s Joe tries to figure out who imprisoned him by tracking down the source of the potstickers that he consumed every day for many years. It’s a cool scene, or edited montage, whatever, and I like how he plays it.
The second video is also slightly edited, or at least I think it was, and it shows not only an intense performance from Josh Brolin, but also an intense couple moments from Elizabeth Olsen. She really can act.
And she’s hotter than her weird looking sisters. But they’re billionaires, so I’ll marry one of them.
And sleep with her on the side.
SEE? THIS IS WHY I SHOULD’VE GOTTEN THAT NOBEL PRIZE!