Scarlett Johansson nude? Mel Gibson is back? Oh my!


Here’s the news going around the industry today, with updates on Scarlett Johansson’s sexy new role, Jessica Alba in her leather outfit and just a little bit more for you crazy cats. Can you dig it?

Under the Skin

This new Scarlett Johansson movie was just signed off on today, and features the blonde, chubby bombshell in a sexy, destructive role. She plays an alien disguised as a babe, irresistible to men, and some women. (Mostly the ones with short haircuts, tight jeans and checkered shirts).

She scours remote highways and desolate scenery looking to use her greatest weapon to snare human prey — her vagina. After seducing, and killing many a unsuspecting victim, she begins to like humans, and decides to protect us against the rest of her alien race. Sort of sounds like my Aunt Percy, who does almost the same thing on the highways of Alberta. Although, to be honest, you’d probably rather be killed after spending one night with her.

Nudity? The film mimics Species, so the rumor is there will be a naughty moment or two, featuring Scarlett’s boobs. However, she can’t do full frontal because of her endorsements, so we’ll take what we can get. No nude pics of my Aunt Percy, sorry about that.

Silent Hill: Revelations

Yup. Silent Hill: Revelations is back, and so is Heather Mason. We broke the news a while back about the new Silent Hill movie, but now it has been confirmed it is in production.

We expect it to be more of a prequel, taking us back to the beginning of the story…

Sounds good, right?

Sucker Punch

Apple has a new trailer for the upcoming, blood spilling, action filled, strangely confusing movie Sucker Punch. I still don’t get it, but that doesn’t mean much. The film is part 300, part The Watchmen (which I hated) so I have little patience at this point. The trailer is cool, but.. man.. confusing.

The Beaver

This is a Jodie Foster-directed film starring America’s most lovable guy, Mel Gibson. The Beaver stars Gibson as Walter Black, a man who just can’t seem to deal with the pressure in his life. Severely depressed, Walter seeks treatment and is offered a rather unorthodox idea: he can use a beaver hand puppet to express his feelings and shield himself from the worst aspects of life. The film also stars Jennifer Lawrence, Jodie Foster and Anton Yelchin.

Wow, looks horrible, and I’m a big Mel Gibson fan…