Movie news for Thor, The Hunger Games, The Expendables, Lincoln & More!

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Casting for Thor: The Dark World and The Hunger Games, pics from Jack Reacher and The Hobbit, a video from The Avengers DVD, a trailer for End of Watch, a poster for Lincoln and a film clip from The Expendables 2.

Thor: The Dark World

Thor: The Dark World will most likely look a lot like Thor, and that’s a good thing. One detail that’s been missing from news about the sequel is whether or not a massive-jugged babe will be back or not. Well, it seems Jugs Mcghee, aka Kat Dennings, will be back and better than ever in the sequel. Word is she’ll even have an expanded role. Hopefully she’ll play the role of “Thor’s Hammer holder” and he’ll rest his… hammer between her boobies.

Just crossing my fingers!

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has found its Finnick. Sam Clafin has landed the coveted role, and he’ll bring his charm and swagger to the role. He’s been coming along lately as an actor, with decent roles in both the last Pirates of the Caribbean film and Snow White and the Huntsman. He should be fine.

Jack Reacher

Jack Reacher has a new photo that’s… you know, crap. Unless you like seeing Robert Duvall look like a resurrected mummy. Seriously, did one of his eyes fall out? Did he not eat the soul of an innocent today? Tom Cruise did. Hell, he ate two just to be sure. The man looks like he could still bang 20 women in a row at a Scientology convention.

But not Duvall. He’d fall apart by girl three. And no man is worth his salt if he can’t wear out at least 7 women. At least.

Jack Reacher
Jack Reacher

The Hobbit

Just because The Hobbit hasn’t come out doesn’t mean it doesn’t need stupid crap to sell to idiots. Well, today we have pics from their new calendar, and…

I MUST HAVES IT. IT’S SO… PRECIOUS. I WANTS IT. YOU HOBBITSES CANTS HASSSSSSVES IT.

And you’re stupid, but the pic of Gandalf looks badass.

There’s also a new picture of badass dwarf Thorin Oakenshield, who looks… badass. I swear his eyes stare right through me.

The Avengers

The Avengers has a new behind the scenes clip from their forthcoming DVD. This one is of Samuel L. Jackson and his character Nick Fury. It’s kinda cool, and it does explain that Jackson is the heart of the film. Which he was. Fury has the most prominent presence in the movie Marvel universe, and he brings them together. The only other person who could possibly play that part is Agent Coulson.

Actually, now that I think about it he’s the real glue behind this universe. SCREW THIS VIDEO.

End of Watch

End of Watch has a new trailer that’s intended for Mexican audiences. I assume. Or they intended for me to see it and not understand the Spanish text.

That’d be interesting. Whatever. Regardless, the trailer shows a lot more of Michael Pena’s character, and less of Jake Gyllenhaal. That’s usually a good thing. I say usually because it’s always possible he’ll be in a film with someone worse, like… a Canadian or something, but this time it’s good to see less of him. Michael Pena is a more relatable actor, and I look almost exactly like Gyllenhaal.

I STILL DON’T RELATE TO HIM.

Lincoln

I love that they’re really just selling Lincoln based on Daniel Day Lewis looking just like him and being a super awesome actor. Seriously, that’s all you need.

Lincoln Poster
Lincoln Poster

The Expendables 2

The Expendables 2 has a new film clip that tells us Van Damme still has it. HE DOES HIS KICK!!

And he takes a bunch of boxing-style punches from Rocky!

THIS FILM HAS IT ALL. Except women. There really aren’t many women here…

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