Movie news for Thor, The Hangover, Robocop, Taken 2 & More!

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Plot details for The Hangover III, a pic from Fast and Furious 6, casting for Robocop, a behind the scenes video from Taken 2, and some set photos from Thor 2!

The Hangover III

The Hangover III is just going into production to meet it’s May 24, 2013 release date, and the film has released a mini-plot synopsis:

This time, there’s no wedding. No bachelor party. What could go wrong, right? But when the Wolfpack hits the road, all bets are off.

B.S. There’s going to be a wedding. Somebody gets drunk, drugged and married. Maybe Zach Galifianakis this time.

Fast and Furious 6

β€œCan you believe they’re paying us to make this garbage? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

That’s what the Rock just said on the set of Fast and Furious 6. Then he did some steroids. True story.

Robocop

I don’t like that the interwebs doesn’t recognize Robocop as a word. IT’S NOT MISSPELLED JERKFACE.

Bootylicious is a word. Not Robocop. F YOU, EARTH.

Anyways, there’s a new mayor in town for Robocop, and he’ll be played by none other than Douglas Urbanski. That is the coolest Polish last name I’ve ever seen. Urbanski. Who is he? No one. He’s Gary Oldman’s business partner in real life, so that makes him more qualified to act than people who aren’t buddies with Gary Oldman.

I was once friends with Ross from Friends and that qualified me to get kicked in the balls. True story.

Lots of true stories today…

Taken 2

I really wish the filmmakers behind Taken 2 were as creative as the Step Up folks. I want to see Taken 2: The Bathroom.

Or Taken 2: The Circus.

What I’m saying is I want to be taken somewhere. SOMEWHERE FUN.

Wait… that means I think the bathroom is fun… True story?

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So here’s a behind the scenes video from Taken 2 that covers the fight scenes and stunts in the film. Basically, the director said, β€œHey, did you see The Bourne Identity? THAT.”

Thor: The Dark World

Thor: The Dark World has started shooting, and from what I’m seeing here it looks mighty badass. Thor is on a battlefield partaking in some violence. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Fun fact: I’m considering calling my junk Mjolnir. That’s the name of his hammer.

CAUSE IT BRINGS THE THUNDER!!!

True story.
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