A new trailer for The Host, a new film clip from Rise of the Guardians, pics from Oz the Great and Powerful, TV spots for Django Unchained and The Hobbit, and a featurette for Red Dawn.
The Host has a new trailer that finally explains a bit more of the story, which, if I understand it correctly, is that a young woman who falls in love, then literally falls, almost to her death, is possessed by an alien, the alien takes on many of her memories and perhaps can’t resist falling in love with the same dude. And maybe there’s still some part of her in there.
The twist? The alien inside is a DUDE. (They don’t say this explicitly, but this is clear to anyone who knows about love. Especially gay love).
Rise of the Guardians
Rise of the Guardians has a new film clip where Jack Frost goes to the North Pole to visit Santa Claus for the first time.
And it looks like Santa has slaves. Furry brown slaves. And his elves are retarded. This is going to be a truly heartwarming film…
Oz the Great and Powerful
Oz the Great and Powerful has a bunch of new photos, and it looks like James Franco is a child molester in the first pic (seriously, if you saw this dude in a top hat talking to your kid you’d call the cops or shoot him) and the monkey in the last pic is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, and I saw your last birthday party. I was outside the window watching you light and blow out your candles all alone.
And this monkey is sadder than that. There’s also a big ass poster, but that’s just too much for me to take in after the monkey. That sad, sad monkey.
Django Unchained has a new TV spot that gives a bit more of the backstory of Django, though not really much more than the trailers have thus far. There’s fairly little about Leonardo DiCaprio’s slave owning plantation owner villain, but that’s cool. I want to be surprised by him.
The Hobbit has a new trailer that’s freaking badass as hell, mainly because there’s a Japanese voiceover, and that voiceover makes it WAY more badass. Cause I feel like Bilbo is going to become a samurai or something, and that would be badass.
Cause samurais are badass. Totes fo’ sho’.
Red Dawn has a new featurette that’s fucking hilarious. One of the stars, the Hunger Games kid, what’s his name, actually says there’s “actually a great emotional story as well.”
FUCKING… HILARIOUS. Yeah, cause we’re all here to see the Wolverines act emotional. I want to see Thor fuck some bad guys up. THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR.