New trailers for Sherlock Holmes 2, The Woman in Black, Red Tails and Pirahna 3DD, and teaser news for The Dark Knight Rises.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is looking like a lot of fun. Not unlike your mother.
Wait. That’s tons of fun. Cause she’s fat. And slutty.
Anyways, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is looking pretty good. It’s pretty much all Robert Downey Jr.’s insane charisma, but I’m cool with that.
The Woman in Black
The Woman in Black might actually be pretty decent. I don’t even hate Harry Potter in this. To be clear, I didn’t hate him in Harry Potter, I just didn’t think I’d be able to accept him outside of that role. We’ll see how it goes. We’ll see.
Red Tails is likely going to be a pretty cool movie. I like Terrence Howard, and while I think he’s a moron for not doing Iron Man 2, he looks like he’ll do a good job in this film about black WWII pilots. Check it out.
Red Tails Trailer
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Piranha 3DD is gonna have boobs. That’s what the title, this trailer, and David Hasselhoff’s appearance tells me.
The Dark Knight Rises
It appears that the 6 minute prologue of The Dark Knight Rises will play before the IMAX versions of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol. No word yet on what exactly will be shown in the prologue, but the last time they did this it was the bank robbery scene from The Dark Knight that revealed the Joker. I’m totally in.