Movie news for Rise of the Guardians, the Last Stand, On the Road & More!

the last stand nov 15

Trailers for Rise of the Guardians and On The Road, a film clip from Texas Chainsaw 3D, a poster for The Last Stand, and pics from Movie 43.

Rise of the Guardians

Rise of the Guardians has a new trailer today that’s a bit briefer than most trailers, and really just gives you a few highlights from this film about Jack Frost teaming up with Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Sandman and Tooth Fairy to fight evil. But really, what more do you need to know?

On the Road

This new On the Road trailer doesn’t do a half bad job of showing the film, and it also makes plain the sexual relationship between many of the characters. It also reminds me that this film isn’t out yet, and it’s been about 50 years so what the HECK?

Texas Chainsaw 3D

Texas Chainsaw 3D has a new film clip that shows why you should never yell at, and get the attention of, a chainsaw wielding maniac. That has to rank as one of the dumbest possible things to do. And that includes being in Canada for any possible reason.

The Last Stand

The Last Stand has a new poster that must make Johnny Knoxville’s day. I remember, quite a few years back now, when he was just some asshole getting into portapotties and having them tipped over so he could get covered in shit.

Now he’s the comedic foil in an Arnold Schwarzenegger film. The times, they are a-changin’.

Movie 43

Movie 43 has a bunch of new photos today, and I’m not too impressed. I think I saw every single one of these in the trailers, which I’ll admit have been quite funny overall, but these pics don’t give you that impression. Snoozeville.

That’s a town where everyone sleeps. Snoozeville.
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