Movie News for Pirates, The Tempest, and The Dark Knight Rises!


Corrections, news about trailers, film clips, and hatred of Canada.

The Dark Knight Rises

In a correction to yesterday’s news that Christopher Nolan may use extra footage of Heath Ledger from The Dark Knight for a cameo in The Dark Knight Rises, it appears that this is not the case. That is all. The world will now be alright.

The Tempest

Julie Taymor’s upcoming adaptation of Shakespeare’s The Tempest has a new film clip online today! WHEE! Looks fine.

Pirates of the Caribbean

The trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, will come online on December 13th, and will play in front of Tron: Legacy. Word has it that the film will make a mint. Not a mint as in the place that manufactures money, but rather the thing I put on your pillow at night. The other thing I put on your pillow.

Besides my penis.

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