Movie news for Oz the Great and Powerful, Snitch, Die Hard & More!

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Oz the Great and Powerful jan 25

Posters for Oz the Great and Powerful, a trailer for Snitch, a pic from Riddick and a film clip from A Good Day to Die Hard!

Oz the Great and Powerful

Oz the Great and Powerful has a couple new posters of James Franco, Mila Kunis and Michelle Williams. I’m having a really hard time taking Franco seriously. I know he can be a fantastic actor on occasion, but Franco always looks like he’s making fun of what he’s doing. I realize he’s playing a wizard in a magical realm, but his job as an actor is to do that, and I feel he should take it more seriously. For reals. I’m a movie news blogger, and I’m the PINNACLE of motherfucking perfection. Sometimes I breakdance.

Snitch

Snitch has a new trailer that gets right to the point of the film. The Rock’s son is wrongfully convicted of being a drug dealer and faces 10 years in prison. The Rock agrees to help the police catch bad guys if it’ll get his son out. Ass kicking begins.

Ass kicking continues.

Ass kicking continues some more.

Yelling.

Asses have been kicked.

Riddick

Riddick has another new photo, and this one is finally not super grainy. And it looks horrible. Way more like the second film than Pitch Black. They need to stop with the lame leather and spiky armor. LAME.

A Good Day to Die Hard

Wow, those new Mercedes SUVs can really handle the road well!

Oh, sorry, that’s just the product placement talking. Anyways, the new Die Hard movie looks like a complete piece of shit. If I were going to make a parody of Die Hard I wouldn’t be this silly. This is the worst looking film in the history of hitting Russian people. Seriously, there’s a Russian person getting hit, and I’m NOT having fun.

Granted, it’s not a Canadian, but STILL.

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