Movie News for January 13. Not January Jones. Just January 13.

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Why no January Jones news? Cause there isn’t any. If you want January Jones news, call her up and tell her that she isn’t doing enough stuff.

Drive Angry 3D

Drive Angry 3D is coming out soon, and there’s a film clip online, showcasing Nicolas Cage’s badassness.

2 Guns

2 Guns is a comic book that is currently being pushed through production with Vince Vaughn attached to star. The news today is that David O. Russell, director of The Fighter, is possible interested in directing the film. I’m hopeful for this, as I don’t want him to direct the Uncharted film, at least not with Marky Mark as the star, and maybe this will delay that long enough for Wahlberg to give up on the project and they can cast someone who doesn’t suck ass.

Ant-Man

Giving hope to fanboys everywhere, it appears that Edgar Wright is back at work on the Ant-Man script, although he mentions in an interview (here) that the film doesn’t have the summer tent pole pressure on it, so he can take his time and get it right. Take his time. Right. Cause the last draft he did was TWO YEARS AGO. I’m not going to wait forever.

Just kidding. I’ll wait. I could never stay mad at you.

Mr. Popper’s Penguins

The first official pics of Mr. Popper’s Penguins have come online. They showcase the talents of Jim Carrey and a few penguins. I’d give the awards to the penguins.

And is it just me, or do you also think Carrey is the more likely to eat a live fish?

Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Uh oh. We have a photo of Edward and Bella doing the nasty in Twilight: Breaking Dawn. Or maybe they’re just naked hugging. The best thing is that they’re about to have insanely rough sex, where Bella is knocked unconscious. At which point the werewolf gets his chance. At least he would if I were writing it.

Red Riding Hood

So there’s poster for Red Riding Hood, with Amanda Seyfried running through a forest where the trees have huge thorns. Like teeth, or knives. Or wolf wieners. Wolf wieners.

Wolf wieners.