Movie news for Goon, Twilight, Anonymous and more!

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New trailers for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Goon, a mini teaser for Twilight, a couple film clips from Anonymous, and some sad news for fans of Spartacus.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

So there’s a new trailer for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and it honestly just looks awesome. Watch the trailer, then see the darn film. We need more good spy films.

Twilight: Telepathic Babies Are why you Should Wait for Marriage

Have you ever slept with a woman, and then the next day she says she’s pregnant and can feel the baby kicking? Yeah, she’s insane and slept with someone else a few months ago and is a huge liar and you need to get out of that apartment and change your name and maybe move to Canada even though that’s the worst thing that could ever happen. Cause she’s nuts and thinks you got her pregnant. Run.

Oh, and that’s sorta the plot to Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One.

Goon

Goon looks kinda stupid, but then it does star Sean William Scott, so I guess that’s a good thing? I don’t know. It’s about hockey and fighting. So it should be decent.

Anonymous

I’m not a moron, so I know that Anonymous is stupid. What’s that? You think it’s insightful?

You’re a moron. Conspiracy theories are for morons. This is a conspiracy theory movie. Move to Canada. You’re ruining America. If you’re already a Canadian, stay there.

Spartacus

I realize this isn’t movie related, but I’m a big fan of the Starz show Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and yesterday original star Andy Whitfield passed away after an 18 month fight with non-Hodgkin lymphoma. He dropped out of the show after he was diagnosed, and they’ve since replaced him, but he was really good on the show and this just sucks. Sorry to be a downer.

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  1. Wish they would make a decent hockey movie for this generation, that doesn’t include glorified fighting and fake canadian accents, which we don’t actually have.

    Fuck you hollywood

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