Movie news for Django Unchained, Life of Pie, Man with Iron Fists & More!

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New trailers for Movie 43, Mama and The Man with the Iron Fists, posters for Django Unchained and a film clip from Life of Pi.

Movie 43

Movie 43 has a new trailer, this time a green band one, and yet overall it’s still fairly irreverent. I’m super duper looking forward to this film! I want to see the racism, sexism and overall disgusting awfulness that’s promised by the film.


Mama has seriously freaked me out, to the point that when I wrote the preview a few weeks back I had trouble sleeping. For reals.

Totes realsies. So when I say I wish I hadn’t just watched that trailer, I meant it. Now I’m going to have to stay up watching reruns of I Love Lucy until the fear goes to sleep.


This new trailer for Mama is pretty scary, though I wish there was less of the creature or whatever it is in the trailers. If I see this (and that’s a big IF since I just shat myself thinking about it) I want to be surprised.

The Man with the Iron Fists

The Man with the Iron Fists has a new character trailer for Russell Crowe’s Jack Knife.

It blows my mind every time I realize that Russell Crowe decided to be in this film. What the hell? Did he lose a bet? Don’t get me wrong, the film looks ridiculous and fun, but also stupid and likely horrible (that’s why it’ll be awesome), but it seems like Crowe is too good for this. Still, he has some fun lines.

Django Unchained

Django Unchained has a couple new posters, and I see pointy beard, pointy beard on a black guy, rounded beard, old man version of Nick Fury and titties!

Oooooooooeeeee! Dem some nice titties! Seriously, Kerry Washington’s titties should win an award or something. I want to play the drums on them sweet things!

Life of Pi

Life of Pi has a new film clip that shows how stupid fish are. I assume they evolved to jump out of the water some time before there were boats with hungry men, and tigers for some reason, because that’s a worthless evolutionary step otherwise. Actually, it’s worthless regardless. YOU’RE FISH. STOP FLYING.

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