Movie news for Abraham Lincoln, Dark Shadows, Ghost Rider & More!

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New pics from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Dark Shadows and Lovelace, a new featurette for Ghost Rider, and a release date for Transformers 4.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has a new picture, and it doesn’t really show all that much, but it is yet another pic of Honest Abe running through a park at night with an axe. Imagine if President Obama was found running through a park like a crazy axe-wielding lunatic. It would be so cool.

There’s also finally a trailer, and it looks freaking awesome. Oh, and I define ‘awesome’ as:

That which has awesomeness in it, or about it. And Abraham Lincoln twirling a baton like a cheerleader. AWESOME.

Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows has a new picture of Johnny Depp’s Barnabas Collins and Eva Green’s Angelique Bouchard. And they look FIERCE. Also, really done up. Loads of makeup.

But FIERCE.

Lovelace

Lovelace has a few new pictures up, and one of them is a fake remake of the original poster for Deep Throat, which Linda Lovelace was the star of. Man, I would totally watch a porno with Amanda Seyfried in it.

One of her movies? Not so much.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

There’s actually quite a bit of new footage in this Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeace featurette. My favorite part is where they actually discuss the idea of Nicolas Cage trying to get into the head of Ghost Rider.

It’s a dude with a flaming head on a motorcycle. I just nailed it.

Transformers 4

Transformers 4 is apparently going to be made, and Michael Bay will be back in the director’s chair. But first, he’s going to make Pain & Gain, which is about body builders who do crime or something.

Anyways, Transformers 4 will be out on June 29, 2014. So we have that bodybuilder movie to look forward to first. Yippee.

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