Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Carnage (2011)

Carnage is the story of two couples who decide to have a nice sit down after their kids are involved in a schoolyard brawl....

Faces in the Crowd (2011)

Faces in the Crowd is a thriller drama starring Milla Jovovich as a woman who witnesses a murder, but then suffers a head injury...

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011)

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close is about a nine year old boy with a plethora of hobbies who searches for a lock to a...

Queens of Country (2011)

Queens of Country is a bit of a fantasy tale, about the prettiest girl in Arizona who loves line dancing and country music. ...

Arena (2011)

Arena is the latest example of how Samuel L. Jackson will do anything. It's about a futuristic world where people fight to the...

Dirty Girl (2011)

Dirty Girl is about the high school slut in 1987. Otherwise known as YOUR MOM. Basically the slut goes on a cross...

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy is about a group of thirty-somethings who try to have an end of the summer orgy. Guess how...

Trespass (2011)

Trespass is the story of a man and wife who are held hostage and begin to learn dark secrets. I think about each...

Knights of Badassdom (2011)

Knights of Badassdom essentially takes the LARPing jokes from Role Models and makes a whole movie out of it. Admittedly, these losers need to be...

Mysteries of Lisben (2011)

Mysteries of Lisben takes place in Portugal, France, Italy and Brazil. The film follows a jealous countess (good at math), a weathly businessman...

Amigo (2011)

Amigo is, sadly, NOT a sequel to The Three Amigos, and I suspect it will not be even One Third as funny. It's...

The Family Tree (2011)

The Family Tree is a dramatic comedy about a dysfunctional family whose mother gets bonked on the head and loses her memory, giving the...

Like Crazy (2011)

Like Crazy is not, unfortunately, a sequel to Drive Me Crazy. It IS a romance about a couple of college kids who can't...

The Artist (2011)

The Artist tells the tale of a silent movie star who has been passed over in the era of 'talkies.' But with encouragement from...

Killer Elite (2011)

Killer Elite is a retarded Jason Statham film, except it has a great cast with Robert Deniro, Clive Owen and Yvonne Strahovski (from TV's...