Avengers: Age of Ultron production notes, Captain America: The Winter Soldier debuts a long new TV spot, Transformers: Age of Extinction presents 2 new human character posters, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is spotted, and Divergent launches 2 new videos to really ruin the rest of my day!
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Well, sad news: Scarlett Johansson is pregnant. Not sad for her I suppose, but it’s not what I wanted to hear. I like my famous lady parts to be wholly intact. Anyways, it appears she’s 5 months pregnant, which raised a few questions about how she’ll be portraying Black Widow in Avengers: Age of Ultron. Her body was basically fine FINE FINE in the first Avengers, and looks to be equally stellar in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, but how will she do her kung fu moves in Avengers 2? Well, it appears that her scenes are being fast tracked to get her finished early. I can’t imagine they’re going to be able to do too much though, since 5 months seems pretty far along, but not being a lady I don’t really know when a girl starts truly showing. Hopefully after her nude scene with me…
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain America: The Winter Soldier has a fantastic new TV spot today, and it features a heck of a lot of new footage, much of it dealing with the bad guy himself, The Winter Soldier. The more I see of how they’re presenting him, the more I like it. I see a bit of swagger, which is cool, though I hope he’s more of a no-nonsense type that a swaggering asskicker. Either way will likely be fine though.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Transformers: Age of Extinction has a couple new posters today, of the guy and girl who I assume will fall in love this time around while robots punch each other. I get the impression Marky Mark won’t be the dashing hero with a traditional love interest (meaning maybe married or something) so these aren’t totally awful. I’m not in love with the new girl, but she looks like slightly less of a bitch than Megan Fox, so she has that going for her at least.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 has a new poster today that’s part of some contest the film is running about spotting Spidey. Not sure the whole story there, but this might be the single best poster for a Spider-Man film I’ve ever seen. I really like the way he looks here. Very cool.
Divergent has two new videos today, one a commercial and the other a featurette on the bad boy love interest who Katniss, or whatever her name is in this movie, has to learn to trust. I think I know how she comes to trust him: his boner. Bitches love boners. Especially Divergent bitches.