Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (2013)

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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is a kid’s movie based on the immensely popular book of the same name. Some dude has a bad day it seems.

So what constitutes a bad day? Oh, a LOT. First, there’s gum in his hair. SON OF A…

Right. Kid’s movie. Keep it clean Banana Hammock. Keep. It. Clean.

So there’s gum in his hair. THEN, he trips on a skateboard and drops his sweater into a sink while the water is on. OMG.

Thankfully, it can’t get worse, right? WRONG. His brothers get prizes in their cereal boxes. Not Alexander. He gets cereal. WHAT? SCREW THIS.

Oh, and he doesn’t get a window seat on the way to school. His teacher doesn’t like his drawing, there’s not dessert in his lunch. NOOOOOOO. He gets a cavity. AAAAHHHHH.

I’m just going to stop and say right now that this kid is having a REALLY bad day, and I am super depressed because of it. Where are you God? WHERE ARE YOU???

Oh, and at the end of this HORRIBLE book, Alexander’s mom says every one has bad days. THANKS, MOM. YOU BIT…

NEVER MIND.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is being directed by Lisa Cholodenko, who also cowrote the screenplay with Rob Lieber. It’s based on the book by Judith Vorst. Screw her. I LIKE HAPPY ENDINGS. IN BOTH MOVIES AND MASSAGES.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Trailer

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad DayRelease Date

TBA.

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Who’s In It?

Steve Carell… Ben

What’s Good About It?

What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever seen? This tops it. I don’t know how this a good thing…

What’s Bad About It?

What’s the most depressing movie you’ve ever seen? This tops it.

That’s better.

Our Clever Prediction

I hope the filmmakers have a bad day when this is released. THEY’VE DESCRIBED MY NIGHTMARE.