Unknown Updates!


First update before the jump: The title has been changed from Unknown White Male to Unknown.

I give you so much.

So what’s the Deal?

So the trailer for Unknown has come out, and looks just like I expected, except that it also resembles Taken. I think Qui Gon Jinn (nerds can correct my spelling in the comments) is going to kick some ass! I’m thinking the ending is going to be somewhere along the lines of… he’s a super spy, half Jedi, half James Bond, all badass. Also, way to go from one hot blond, mean-looking bitch to another! This film should be called, ‘Liam Neeson gets over his wife by hollowing out all the hot young tail in Hollywood.’

I’ll write the sequel. Which will be in 3D.

Unknown Trailer

The trailer isn’t unknown. I know exactly what trailer it is. So here’s the trailer:

And Check out all the other info we have available for Unknown here.

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