The Whistleblower (2011)

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Can she get the truth out before they get her? But what is the truth?

You are in the Matrix Neo.

Okay, so that’s not the truth (unless the machines have gotten to this post, in which case…). The world is normal, and the truth is what you see.

The truth, in relation to The Whistleblower, is that the UN covered up a sex scandal, and the ‘she’ is Kathryn Bolkovac, who just so happens to be the skank who revealed the truth. I say ‘skank’ because I assume she is. She IS a woman, after all. Bolkovac was a peacekeeper who ran an office that investigated sex trafficking, domestic abuse and sexual assault, or as it’s known in Canada, a first date. Anyways, Bolkovac discovers that some of the UN workers are visiting brothels and facilitating sex trafficking by forging documents and aiding the illegal transport of women into Bosnia. She’s fired (rightfully), but comes back to the US and files a wrongful termination suit, which she wins, though she alleges that she is still blacklisted. So now you know the whole story. Why see the film?

The Scoop

I’ll tell you why you should see the film! It was directed by Larysa Kondracki, that’s why! She’s… umm… the broad who directed Viko. Remember Viko? Yeah, me neither. Fine, there’s but two reasons to see this film. And each of those reasons has two reasons, so you could say four reasons. The two MAIN reasons are Monica Belluci and Rachel Weisz. The two reasons associated with each of them are their boobs. I know, it’s such a simple joke, and totally obvious, but I went there.

Also, I’m not joking. There’s some prime boob real estate there. I’m liking it.

Trailer

Nothing yet.

Who’s It For?

Anyone with a soul.

Pictures

Movie Release Date

August 2011.

Who’s In It?

 Rachel Weisz … Kathryn Bolkovac
  Monica Bellucci … Laura Levin
  Benedict Cumberbatch … Nick Phillips
  Vanessa Redgrave … Madeleine Rees
  David Strathairn … Peter Ward
  David Hewlett … Fred Murray
  Liam Cunningham … Bill Hynes
  Nikolaj Lie Kaas … Jan
  Sergej Trifunovic
  Luke Treadaway … Jim
  William Hope … John Blakely
  Jeanette Hain … Slava

Related Movies

Obviously, Viko. The Constant Gardner, The Mummy Returns, Green Zone

What’s Good About It?

The funbags on Rachel Weisz and Monica Belucci.

What’s Bad About It?

The funbags on Vanessa Redgrave.

Our Clever Prediction

This is an outside chance Oscar film. It’s being released a bit early to be a serious contender, but if it gets a few nominations, then it may make some money. I wouldn’t hold your breath though.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Ingrid:
    The above commentstake the prize for the stupidest review ever posted.See the movie anyway.It is brilliant.

    It wasn’t a ‘review’ it was a ‘preview’ or are you too stupid to figure this out from reading it?

  2. The above comments take the prize for the stupidest review ever posted. See the movie anyway. It is brilliant.

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