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13 (2011)

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13 follows a young man who assumes another man’s identity, only to find himself caught in a horrifying world, in which a group of men all play a form of Russian roulette for others

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The Expendables 2 (2012)

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson September 16, 2011 4

The Expendables 2 is a sequel to 2010′s star packed movie starring Stallone, Willis, Statham and Jet Li. This sequel was planned some time ago, and is moving forward. In the new Expendables movie,

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Killer Elite (2011)

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Killer Elite is a retarded Jason Statham film, except it has a great cast with Robert Deniro, Clive Owen and Yvonne Strahovski (from TV’s Chuck). Okay, so she’s not a great actress, but

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Safe (2011)

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Safe is a crime action thriller starring your favorite Cranked up Transporter, Jason Statham

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Parker (2012)

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Parker is a crime thriller starring Jason Statham as (you guessed it) Parker, a thief who lives by a code of honor. The code? To not steal from those who need the money

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The Mechanic (2011)

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The Mechanic tells the story of an assassin who takes on an apprentice after killing the kid’s father. Oh snap

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Luke Cage (2011)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock June 23, 2010 1

Luke Cage tells the story of a wrongly imprisoned man who develops superpowers, namely unbreakable skin and super strength, escapes prison, and becomes a hero for hire

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The Expendables (2010)

Dudley 'Booger' Dawson November 6, 2009 7

With little aid from all Nations, a group of mercenaries end up fighting the dictator as well as the government that set them up

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Crank: High Voltage Review

Michael Corleone April 17, 2009 0

Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. The Truth Crank : High Voltage

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Crank Game

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Crank High Voltage is being featured right now on the YouTube homepage. The Game It’s called Choose Your Own Crank and it gives you the chance to control Chev’s decisions while on his mission

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Crank 2

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Jason Statham returns for another sequel to Crank, as hitman Chev Chelios. Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular

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Transporter 3 Review

Michael Corleone December 22, 2008 0

Frank Martin puts the driving gloves on to deliver Valentina, the kidnapped daughter of a Ukranian government official, from Marseilles to Odessa on the Black Sea. En route, he has to contend with thugs

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Transporter 3

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This fast paced action film marks the third outing with Jason Statham playing the role of Frank Martin. For THE TRANSPORTER 3, Olivier Megaton (THE RED SIREN) takes over the directorial reins from Corey

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The Bank Job – Review

carl September 8, 2008 0

Loosely based on the real life events of corruption of the highest levels in the UK, The Bank Job was a highly recommended movie from critics around the globe. When Martine {Saffron Burrows }

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Dungeon Siege Review

carl May 9, 2008 0

Ah, what could have been… a movie with all the ingredients of a blockbuster minus one key ingredient : People Who Can ACT! In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale should

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