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The Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

The Chernobyl Diaries (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock May 9, 2012 1

The Chernobyl Diaries is why I never travel or even leave my room. Because when you go looking for an adventure, you find mutated monsters with most likely extraordinarily large genitalia. I’m guessing

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The Moth Diaries (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock February 27, 2012 0

The Moth Diaries is about a few girls at a boarding school (I think I’ve seen this…), and then one girl starts to suspect another is a vampire. Never mind. I’ve seen one where

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ATM (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock February 21, 2012 0

ATM has got to be the funniest idea for a horror film I’ve ever seen. Three young adults go to an ATM one night. A killer shows up, and they have to stay in

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7500 (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock January 24, 2012 0

7500 is a thriller about a group of people on a transpacific flight who encounter something possibly supernatural

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The Stand (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock November 29, 2011 0

The Stand is a big screen adaptation of the Stephen King novel about a world that is ravaged by a plague, and the survivors fight a Biblical-level war in the aftermath

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Evidence (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock October 13, 2011 1

Evidence is a bit of a twist on the ‘Found Footage’ style of film that has been popular in recent years. A detective comes across a crime scene where the only evidence is the

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John Dies at the End (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock October 5, 2011 0

John Dies at the End is going to have a really surprising ending. The story is about two losers who try to save the world from a new drug. The drug gives people out

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The Woman (2011)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock September 14, 2011 1

The Woman is a weird horror film about a lawyer out in the country with his family who finds and abducts a feral woman. Literally, she’s wild. And he and his family try to

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The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes (2012)

Flying Brian Banana Hammock July 19, 2011 0

The Amityville Horror: The Lost Tapes combines a classic horror franchise with the ‘found footage’ thing that’s been popular lately

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