So Undercover is a Miley Cyrus vehicle about a tough, street smart private eye who is hired to go undercover in a sorority. Oh. Dear. God.
Molly Morris, played by Miley Cyrus, is the private eye. The street smart, tough private eye. Cause that’s what I think of when I think of Hannah Montana. She’s hired by the FBI to protect a sorority girl at a local university whose parents were in the mob. She has to transform herself from her tough girl roots to being a privileged tramp who gets into a sorority. I said ‘Oh Dear GOD’ already, right? Just ditto that. Ugh.
So Undercover is being directed by Tom Vaughan, who directed What Happens in Vegas and Extraordinary Measures, so he’s just a hack. Oddly, the film was written by Stephen Pearl and Allan Loeb. Pearl hasn’t written anything else, but Loeb wrote 21 and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. I’d ask what happened to his soul, but then I look at the rest of his career, and it makes sense. He wrote the Adam Sandler atrocity Just Go With It and The Switch, so he’s also a Hollywood hack who just does what they’ll pay him for. Good for him. Bad for us.
So Undercover Trailer
There SOOOO isn’t a trailer yet. May it stay that way.
So Undercover Release Date
Who’s In It?
Miley Cyrus … Molly
Alexis Knapp … Taylor
Eloise Mumford … Sasha
Lauren McKnight … Alex
Cameron Deane Stewart … Cameron Harrison
Grant Case … Pool Partier
Ric Reitz … State Representative
Andrea Frankle … Agent Keller
Phil Austin … Dr. Millson
Michael Rogers … Guy in Jazz Club
J. Omar Castro
Cynthia LeBlanc … College Professor
Elton LeBlanc … College Professor
Felder Charbonnet … Officer Brison
Caitlyn Bosarge … College Student
What’s Good About It?
It’s Miley Cyrus, so younguns will undoubtedly love it and believe that the film represents college life. So hopefully it teaches young girls that when they get to college they should experiment with bloggers. In the bedroom.
What’s Bad About It?
Come on. Nothing I’ve written about this film could possibly be considered good. Maybe the casting of Kelly Osbourne. NOT.
Our Clever Prediction
Miley Cyrus is popular for a reason. I don’t know the reason, but there must be one, therefore So Undercover should make some money.
I was going to finish that last sentence with so So Undercover should make some money, but that sounded odd. I used Therefor instead. I’m proud of it. I feel like a proper English gentleman. Therefore, ergo, by proxy, etc.