A continuation of one of the most bloodiest, disturbing and downright inappropriate horror movies ever made.
The Scoop
Picking up moments after the end of FEAST II, the survivors are saved by Shot Bus Gus, a mysterious prophet who has the uncanny ability to control the beasts. Leading the survivors through the sewers into the big city, the group learns from the prophet that the beasts originated from a place called “The Hive.” Armed with this new information and a renewed interest in living, the motley crew of strangers decide to fight back and destroy the beasts once and for all.
The Truth
FEAST III: The Happy Finish, is full of action, the action I have come to know and love about the Feast franchise. Topless bitches, hacking horny beasts to death with weapons and fists, is enough to keep my interest, and Feast 3 Sloppy Seconds has more than enough of this.
Better yet, mix in a weak plot, a pile of shitty actors and actresses and dorky looking monsters, and I’m sold. Feast 3 has every corny moment all good monster movies should have and thats why I liked it. Where else can you watch endless hero’s and innocent characters being hacked the fuck up for no apparent reason?
Don’t get attached to the characters, you’ll be in for a surprise if you do, since the writers of Feast have never given a shit about them, or their importance in a movie.
The Action
Tons of action, those beasts keep on coming.
The Laughs
Never mind the physics behind it, but pulling a wheelie infront of a Beast and spinning your front tire through his torso, is not only hysterical but damn brilliant.
What’s good about it?
Sweet topless babes kicking some serious ass and some unforgetable ways in which to kill a beast, made this one on par with Feast 2. Its just an out of control blood fest that nobody knows, or wants, to stop.
What’s bad about it?
Feast 3 took too much of the fighting in dark places and dimly lit scenes, which sort of ruined it for me. Too much fighting in tunnels and dark stairwells.
You’ll Like It If
If you can appreciate Feast 2 and this franchise, for what it is, you’ll like it.
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Special Interest Groups Offended By This Movie
Here’s a few people who’ll be offended by this movie, but only because they don’t have a sense of humor :
Midgets, Blacks, Women, Senior Citizens, White Trash, Mexicans, Bikers, Lesbians, Asians, Whites and Strippers.
The Verdict
Not a movie you’ll want to watch with the wife and kids, or while eating salsa and chips, but Feast 3 maintains the carnage and destruction of Feast 2, while insulting every special interest group along the way. Yeah, you could say I loved it.
