I know I know, everyone’s seen this movie already. Doesn’t mean I can’t give my .02c anyways.
Jessica Alba has really wide hips. Thats the most memorable item I have taken from this movie. There’s not much else here to talk about, since the movie was 1.5 hours of nothing. A love story, nothing more. Ben falls in love, Johnny falls in love… one big love fest. Why do they ruin what could have been a great movie? Why do the feel the need to turn a movie about super heros into a love story? Why would I care enough about Reed Richards and Sue Storm getting married, to dedicate 1/2 a movie about it?
Jessica Alba has really wide hips. Again, as mentioned above, when she was standing with her legs closed together, I bet you could huck a football between her legs. What’s with her little “Unnnngh” voice she makes whenever she throws out a force field?
Why does her brother Jonny have to yell “Flame On” in order to activate his powers? If someone put tape over his mouth, would he be incapable of using his abilities? Can Reid Richards make all parts of his body elastic, and expand? That would explain why Sue Storm is so in love with him.
Is it a bad movie? Yes. Why is the Silver Surfer the main villain, when there clearly Sub-Mariner may be the best Fantastic Four Villain of all time. At least then you could tie the love story into an legendary rivarly. You see, The Sub-Mariner historically lusted after Sue Storm, and this could have really fit into the plot nicely.
Tags: Action 2007, Adventure 2007, Chris Evans, Jessica Alba, Laurence Fishburne, Sci-Fi 2007, Superheros, Worst of 2007