How I Live Now looks like a bad teenage movie in its new poster, Riddick keeps trying too hard, Prisoners breaks your heart, Interstellar gains Will Hunting, Carrie ruins prom, and 47 Ronin has a short but sweet new trailer!
How I Live Now
I’m sorry, but I don’t really see how this poster for How I Live Now really gets across the point that the film is post-apocalyptic. It’s about a young girl trying to find her way back to the boy she loves when taken by an invading army in England. This just looks like an angsty teenager getting pissed at the man.
Riddick is just trying to hard. He’s all chained up and in a bad way, but he still flirts with a girl and kills a guy while chained up. I mean, I could do that too, but I don’t like to show off.
Oh, and I’ve seen an R-rated version of the second film clip and it’ll be a lot more gory in the film. So that’s good.
Prisoners has a new film clip and TV spot that really do a great job of showing how desperate people get when they’re worried about kids. Kidnapping in general is, of course, horrible, but when you have a kid missing the emotions run a lot higher. Not only the parents, but the cops and everyone else is just going to be a little more intense because of the nature of the cases. These
I’m very curious for Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. There are very few details on the film thus far, but he’s been mostly knocking it out of the park for his entire career, so I expect great things. Let’s hope I’m right, like usual.
NOW, on to the business of the day: though the film has started principle photography, Nolan still had the chance to woo Matt Damon into getting in on the action. He’ll likely plays a smaller role, as Matthew McConaughey is the lead, but I’m sure he’ll be interesting even for a shorter period of time on screen. So kudus to those dudes. I’m going to eat some Starburst.
I’d like to point out that regardless of what meanness others inflict on her, Carrie still ruins prom. That’s my job. I show up every year, in my Sunday best, with an uncomfortably obvious erection, a fifth of Jack, and an attitude that can only be described as “desperate.”
Proms are supposed to be ruined by guys like ME, not girls with super powers. They’re supposed to be stopping guys like me…
47 Ronin is looking a lot better than my fan-fiction “46 Ronin.” I was so STUPID to leave out that last, Keanu Reeves-looking Ronin!
Anyways, there’s not much for story in this new trailer, just something vague about how when something bad happens and isn’t avenged it f’s things up, with balance off and such, but then it’s action action action. And I like action.
And swords. And dragon ladies. ALL of which were in my fan-fiction. Just no Keanu…