New X-Men photo, Conan poster, Star Wars rerelease news, a new Captain America poster, and I tell you who plays Martha Kent. That’s Superman’s mom.

Superman’s Mom

So Martha Kent has been cast in Zach Snyder’s Superman: The Man of Steel. Ma Kent will be played by Diane Lane. Oedipus, anyone? Yowza.

X-Men

There’s a new photo from X-Men: First Class. I just noticed that there are two superhero movies with a colon in the title. Huh. Anyways, the picture is very blue. And shot from below. Hmmm… Perhaps it’s supposed to mean something. Oh, I know! Short people are sad. Nailed it.

Star Wars

George Lucas, after giving away half his fortune, realized that he needs more money, so he’s going to be releasing Star Wars, in theaters, in 3D. Yippee. Hey, and this film ALSO has a title with a colon. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. I hope he makes Jar Jar IN YOUR FACE. Oh, and the film will be released on February 10, 2012.

Conan

Finally, a film without a colon. (!?!) Conan the Barbarian, which comes out this August, has a new poster. Oh, and it moves here.

Captain America

Is it a superhero movie without a colon? No. It’s Captain America: The First Avenger. You jerks. Anyways, there’s a picture of the main villain from the film, the Red Skull, who lives up to his name, cause of the red skull.