New posters for Super 8 and Pirates of the Caribbean, pics for Underworld and War Horse, and Canadians get some beer.

Super 8

A few days ago I posted the new Super 8 trailer, and it was super duper. Get it? SUPER duper? Huh? Anyways, there is also a new poster. I’m still trying to figure it out. It’s all sideways. Or maybe we’re all sideways, and it’s normal. Or maybe the film is really about Spider-Man and those people are sticking to the wall. Yeah. That’s it. Cool. Oh, and based on the poster, I’m having a hard time remembering who the writer/director and producer are. It’s almost as if they don’t want us to know. Y’know?

Pirates of the Caribbean

There’s also a new poster up for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. I can’t wait for the poster that shows the star, Jack Sparrow. This one has a little Sparrow, but not nearly enough. It’s sorta like the Super 8 poster. Both films treat us like morons.
Yeah, we know who’s in it. But what does it all mean? What?

Underworld

Underworld 4: Kate Beckinsale Needs Money has a few set pics online today. They’re alright. I don’t really remember Antigen from the previous films, which is to say that I don’t believe they were in the previous films, cause I never forget nothing. It does appear that Kate Beckinsale will do her classic jump off a building trick. Oh, but that’s her stunt double. They’re not going to let Kate Beckinsale jump. It’d be a crime.

War Horse

Steven Spielberg (coulda sworn I’ve seen that name somewhere today, but I just can’t place it. Almost as if it was written in really BIG letters on a poster… somewhere) is still making War Horse, his WWI drama about a boy and his horse. Seriously. Anyways, there’s a production still online. I like Sherlock Holmes/Child rapist on the right. (Those of you not in the know (Canadians) will understand that better if you realize that Benedict Cumberbatch played Sherlock Holmes in the excellent BBC miniseries and he was a child molester/chocolate maker in Atonement. Child molester/chocolate maker sounds like a perfect fit, right? Willy Wonka?)

Canada is Stupid and the people there are Drunk and Stupid

Canada sucks. There. I said it. Oh, and my flying banana hammock may SEEM gay, but your mom loved it, Canada.