A new poster for War Horse, pics from Dark Shadows, new trailers for The Deep Blue Sea and New Year’s Eve, and pics from Snow White and the Huntsman.

War Horse

I’m still not quite sold on War Horse. I’m sure it’ll be pretty decent, but Spielberg hasn’t had a truly great film in a while, and he’s also doing Tintin, and I just don’t think he has the energy like he did for Jurassic Park and Schindler’s List back in the day. This is a decent poster though…

Dark Shadows

In the first pic today from Dark Shadows I’m pretty sure Tim Burton looks more like a vampire than Johnny Depp. And Johnny Depp has greasy hair and blood on his hands. Get a hair cut, Burton.

The Deep Blue Sea

This is a new international trailer for The Deep Blue Sea, and I’m going to do my best to describe it for you. People standing around looking sad. Music. Kissing. Kissing from behind (awesome). Kissing in bed (awesome). Crying. Yelling. Passion. Loki.

I like it!

New Year’s Eve

Instead of describing the whole trailer for New Year’s Eve like I did for The Deep Blue Sea, I’m just going to say that the single worst place to be, in the history of the world, EVER, is in that broken down elevator with Ashton Kutcher and the mean one from Glee. I kid you not, it’d be worse than being in Canada. WORSE.

Oh, and I can’t embed the video, so you can see it here.

Snow White and the Huntsman

I don’t really know what’s up with Snow White and the Huntsman, but it certainly isn’t your grandma’s Snow White.

So? How was that for a slogan? Totally gold. Between slogan writing and fortune cookie writing, I have at least two potential careers should this whole blogging for a Canadian thing not work out.

His life began in blogging, but then he broke open a Cookie, and found a career.

Gold.