New trailers for Underworld and Johnny English, pics from Twilight, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and Mission Impossible, possible casting for Fantastic Voyage, and a Superman synopsis.

Underworld: Awakening

I get it, because she wakes up. Or is it because evil wakes up? Or is it because they hope some of the loud sounds will cause the audience to wake up? I’m lost. Here’s a new trailer for Underworld: Awakening.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One is inching ever closer to its November release date, and there are a few pics up today. I guess Abercrombie and Fitch decided to sponsor some vampires. Lame.

Fantastic Voyage

Fantastic Voyage has been in development for the better part of a billion years, but that doesn’t mean it’ll get made. What does ensure it’ll get made is having a highly bankable star attached, say… Will Smith. Smith is rumored to be in early talks to join Fantastic Voyage, which would take that voyage from mere okay-ness to fantastic-ness.

Or it might suck ass. I saw I Am Legend. Sucked… ass.

Johnny English: Reborn

Johnny English: Reborn has a new trailer and poster. To illustrate the funny, I will act like star Rowan Atkinson. *silent funny stuff happens until I realize you can see me*

Funny, right? Enjoy.

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol has a new photo, and it is sooooo impossible. Wait! It’s actually implausible. Downgraded.

I feel like I made that joke before. If so. You’re welcome for reminding you of how funny I was once.

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo has three new photos out, and they look cool. It’s just like I imagined it while reading the book. Does that make the movie awesome, or me?

Totally me.

Man of Steel

So this may be the first plot synopsis for Man of Steel. It meshes well with what I’ve heard thus far, but that doesn’t mean it’s accurate. Anyways, read on.

In the pantheon of superheroes, Superman is the most recognized and revered character of all time. Clark Kent/Kal-El (Cavill) is a young twentysomething journalist who feels alienated by powers beyond anyone’s imagination. Transported to Earth years ago from Krypton, an advanced alien planet, Clark struggles with the ultimate question – Why am I here? Shaped by the values of his adoptive parents Martha (Lane) and Jonathan Kent (Costner), Clark soon discovers that having super abilities means making very difficult decisions. But when the world needs stability the most, it comes under attack. Will his abilities be used to maintain peace or ultimately used to divide and conquer? Clark must become the hero known as “Superman,” not only to shine as the world’s last beacon of hope but to protect the ones he loves.