Movie news for Twilight, The Hunger games, Avengers & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock March 20, 2012 Comments Off

A film clip for The Hunger Games, TV Spot for Prometheus, trailers for Piranha 3DD and Snow White & The Huntsman, a trailer PREVIEW for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 and a couple pics from The Avengers.

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games has a new film clip, and it isn’t exactly the most action packed, but it does show how well the filmmakers have recreated the book. Katniss really comes across well here as a young girl going to her death who is begging her best friend to watch out for her sister and mother.


The Hunger Games – Clip No. 1

Prometheus

After the deluge of Prometheus trailers yesterday this TV spot is sorta anticlimactic, but the movie still looks like one of my dreams from when I was… okay, it was yesterday. I WILL ONE DAY GO TO SPACE, YOU JUST WATCH…

mom.

Piranha 3DD

Be forewarned, this trailer for Piranha 3DD is red band and has boobies in it.

Also, be forewarned, it’s a trailer for Piranha 3DD.

Snow White & The Huntsman

Man, this is a LONG trailer for Snow White & The Huntsman. It nearly clocks in at 5 minutes! In trailer time that’s roughly equivalent to how my penis is larger than anyone in Canada’s.

Okay, that wasn’t my most eloquent putdown of Canada, but it still showcased their small wiener sizes.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2

So the trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 will premiere with The Hunger Games, but that ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH. WE TWIHARDS MUST HAVE SOME NOW.

I mean… you Twihards. I.. don’t… care…

MORE MORE MORE.

The Avengers

The Avengers has a few new photos up today, and while they’re really nothing special, I can’t help but think Scarlett Johansson is angry at me. Which is why she has her arms folded over her jugs. To prevent me from ogling.

Didn’t work.

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