Videos for Twilight, Wreck-It Ralph and Skyfall and a poster for Warm Bodies!
Twilight: They Think This Crap Matters Part 39
Twilight: The Shit Stinketh, Therefore It Means Farts has a couple new videos today. The first is a featurette that has the main actors of the film act like there’s something even remotely important about these films.
These films will live on in turdsville right next to other turdy films.
The other video is a new TV spot that explains the reason for the conflict in the film, which is that Bella and Edward have a child that’s half human, half vampire, but not an immortal. An immortal kid is a sin or something, so the bad guys, the Volturi, won’t allow that. Fighting commences.
Wreck-It Ralph has a new faux trailer for a video game that Ralph will be jumping into in the film. This one is essentially Halo, but without that license, so it’s funnier I guess. It’s actually a very good trailer, and looks like a totally believable game. I kinda wanna play it.
Skyfall has an awesome new trailer out today, and it really does a great job of making this film look sweet. As far as I can tell, Javier Bardem gets a hold of the names of all the spies in MI6, and he kills off a bunch of them, perhaps leaving only Bond as the main spy left. Bond, of course, kicks his ass.
Warm Bodies, a zombie romantic comedy, has a new poster that shows star Nicholas Hoult doing his best zombie stance. BORING.
I could do way better. I would have my jaw more slack, my leg more broken looking. This is just amateur hour. This does NOT inspire confidence.