Fright Night has a new trailer and poster, Straw Dogs has a trailer too, a new pic from Twilight showing Bella get to second base (yeah), and I go nappy nap on your lappy lap.

Fright Night

The Fright Night remake has a trailer and poster, and I have to say, the poster is awesome. The trailer? Also awesome. That’s right, people, TWO AWESOMES FOR ONE FILM. So… cool.

Straw Dogs

Straw Dogs has a trailer, which looks decent, although it comes across as too modern in terms of the horror, which sounds kinda stupid, but it does. I don’t know. I expected more. Also, I’d lick Kate Bosworth’s body. Hmmmmmmmmmm What? Like I WASN’T going to go there?

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One

Here’s a new pic from Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part One, and I know all you girls are going to say that Bella is feeling Edward’s heart, but vampires don’t have a heartbeat (or glitter, but whatever), and she’s really getting to second base. Cause it turns out Edward is a girl. Plus, his boobs are bigger than Bella’s anyways.

I don’t really have much else to say, but I thought I’d post this in honor of Canada. Seriously, Canada, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself.