Movie news for Total Recall, Spider-Man, Prometheus & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock May 14, 2012 Comments Off

A Safety Not Guaranteed featurette, pics from Total Recall, film clips for The Dictator and Prometheus, and posters for The Amazing Spider-Man and GI Joe 2.

Safety Not Guaranteed

Safety Not Guaranteed has a new featurette that basically describes the premise and inspiration for the film. Essentially, the film is about a real ad that was put in the newspaper about 15 years ago, and it was about a guy who was saying he’s planning on going into the past and wants someone to come with him. The guy was apparently kidding, but the film takes the angle that he was serious, and a couple journalists hunt him down and try to get a story out of it. It’s a pretty funny idea. Maybe I’ll see it.

Oh. April from Parks and Recreation is in it. I WILL DEFINITELY SEE IT.

Total Recall

Total Recall has a few new photos today that really illustrate how attractive the future is going to be. It’s actually quite a bold move, as I see the future getting fatter and fatter. GO AMERICA!!!!
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The Dictator

The Dictator has a new film clip and it is pretty darn long. Not as long as my pee pee, but pretty long nonetheless. It’s a clip of the Dictator himself and the lead up to and part of the helicopter ride from the trailers.

Prometheus

The first film clip from Prometheus is online now, and I can’t be 100% sure, but it looks pretty heavily edited. I DO NOT LIKE IT EDITED. I like it all natural baby. Still, it’s a pretty cool clip of the ship from the film, called Prometheus, landing on the alien planet.

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man has a couple new posters today, and they really focus on the webshooters. Apparently they’re international posters, and in other countries they really like innovation. Unlike America? HELLO? WE INVENTED INNOVATION. IT WAS OUR FIRST INNOVATION. Sheesh. Morons.
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GI Joe 2: Retaliation

GI Joe 2: Retaliation has 2 new posters today as well, and I can’t be 100% sure, but I think they gave female star Adrienne Palicki a bit of a booby upgrade. APPROVED.

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