Movie news for Titans, John Carter, Wanderlust & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock February 14, 2012 Comments Off

New posters for Wrath of the Titans, Wanderlust and John Carter, and video for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.

Wrath of the Titans

Wrath of the Titans has a new poster, and I do NOT support it. I’m pretty sure Sam Worthington’s Theseus is killing Cerberus, the three headed dog protector of Hades. I do not like people hurting dogs.

Hurting Canadians I’m cool with. NOT DOGS.

Wanderlust

Wanderlust has a new poster, and it is very green, and grassy, and flowery. And… I WANNA SEE IT.

Darn it. Flowers always get me.

John Carter

There’s nothing more romantic this Valentine’s Day than a poster for John Carter. A Russian poster. Who wants a date?

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has a new featurette and a new international trailer, and they’re both pretty sweet. The sweetest thing of all? MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IS IN THEM!!!

I can’t wait for the sequel, George Washington: Mummy Unwrapper. Cause he unwraps their bandages.

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