New trailers for Zookeeper, Cars 2, and The Adventures of Tintin. Casting for The Great Gatsby and Oz The Great and Powerful. Oh, and there are some set photos from Gambit that show off Cameron Diaz’s legs. Yowza.

Zookeeper

Zookeeper, an atrocity starring Kevin James, has a new trailer. Uh… it looks funny? Nope, that can’t be right. Oh, right. It looks like a version of Doctor Dolittle that’s WORSE than the one with Eddie Murphy. Yeah. Best description EVER.

Cars 2

Cars 2 has a new international trailer. It is TOTALLY international. It’ll make billions. Normally, I’d say I have a problem with that, but I’m still crying over UP. Damn you, Pixar.

The Adventures of Tintin

I’m definitely less than impressed by this trailer for The Adventures of Tintin. A film directed by Steven Spielberg and produced by Peter Jackson, using state of the art motion capture technology, and it’s based on a beloved children’s book character. Yet it looks bland.

The Great Gatsby

Well, Daisy’s husband has been cast. Not as good as Ben Affleck, but Joel Edgerton has been cast as Tom Buchanan. I actually really like Edgerton, which is why I don’t love him for this. Buchanan should be a jerk of epic proportions, and that IS Ben Affleck. Still, with a cast including Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan, Tobey Maguire, and now Joel Edgerton, The Great Gatsby should be pretty awesome.

Oz, The Great and Powerful

Man, talk about a film that once sounded promising and now sounds like corn-filled poop. Oz, The Great and Powerful has cast Michelle Williams as Glinda, the good witch. Nothing against Williams, as she is a very talented actress and very beautiful, but the role of the Wizard is still being played by James Franco, who stepped in after Robert Downey Jr. left the film. Talk about a step down. Somehow Franco has fooled everyone into thinking he isn’t a stoned idiot. Sheesh.

Gambit

Gambit has a few more photos online today, and while Cameron Diaz is well past her prime, the lady has some awesome thighs. I’m loving it.