New posters for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and The Three Musketeers, a new writer takes on The Wolverine, Martha Marcy May Marlene gets a new trailer, and there’s a new website for The Hunger Games.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

I’m getting pretty excited for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. While this new poster isn’t really anything special, it just continues to wet my appetite. And I’m already wet for this movie.

Wait. What?

The Three Musketeers

I have a The Three Musketeers question. Who’s prettier? Milla Jovovich, or Orlando Bloom? All I can say is I wish I was Logan Lerman. Cause he’s the meat in their sandwich in this poster.

Wait. What?

The Wolverine

Just to be clear, now that Darren Aronofsky has left The Wolverine it’s going to be an utter piece of shit. Keep that in mind. If I was going to fix this shitfest. I might get a writer on board who doesn’t have even worse shitfests like Live Free or Die Hard on their credits. Oh, but that’s what Fox did. Mark Bomback will be doing a rewrite of the original script by Chris McQuarrie. McQuarrie wrote The Usual Suspects. Wow, another big step down for The Wolverine. I think I might rather eat runny shit that see this.

Wait. What? (by now you’ve likely guessed that this is my ‘thing’ for today)

Martha Marcy May Marlene

If I dated a girl named Martha Marcy May Marlene, I’d call her M&M&M&M. And she’d melt in my mouth, not in my hand. Wait…

What?

So there’s a new trailer for Martha Marcy May Marlene, and it looks pretty decent. Who knew Olsons could act?

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games is really getting their marketing going. The first trailer (granted that was a turd, but it still came out) was just a week ago, and now they have a viral website. Viral doesn’t mean it will give you a virus, which can’t be said of star Jennifer Lawrence.

Wait. What?

I just insinuated that she has an STD. Anyways, check out http://www.thecapitol.pn/. Pretty cool.