Pics from the Frozen Ground and The Wolf of Wall Street, film clips from Resident Evil, a trailer for Django Unchained, and a Jack Ryan release date.
The Frozen Ground
I don’t actually know how recent these pics from The Frozen Ground are, but I just found them as I was writing a full preview of the film. What’s that? I already wrote a preview for this film back in January?
I KNOW. And apparently the film is so forgettable that I actually forgot it. So I wrote another preview and found all these wonderful pics and so now you’re getting them.
Stupid movie.
The Wolf of Wall Street
The Wolf of Wall Street, Martin Scorsese’s latest film with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they showcase DiCaprio in a suit that’s clearly a bit too 90′s by today’s standards, yet still shows that style doesn’t change too much over the years. Yeah, the suit is a bit boxy, but it’s not like women’s fashion, which changes wildly from one generation to the next.
Look at Lady Gaga. You think gals will be dressing like that in 20 years?
Do girls dress like that now? I’m not actually allowed to leave the basement of Starseeker Inc. There are people out there, right? Listening? Praying for my safe return?
I’m in Canada. HELP ME.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I’m not in Canada. If I were, my intelligence would’ve left me long ago and I’d be misspelling things al oer tha plac.
Resident Evil: Retribution
Resident Evil: Retribution has a few new film clips, and I’m just going to do a quick rundown of what you’ll see. First, Alice (Milla Jovovich) drives a car down an escalator in Moscow. Good. Second, there’s a showdown in the snow with a few obvious 3D moments and fighting with ice axes or whatever they’re called. Also good. Third, Alice kills some zombies with a chain. How could that NOT be good? And finally, Ada Wong makes her (presumably) first appearance in the film, where she and Alice fight for a brief moment and then have a really poorly acted (SHOCKING) conversation about loyalties n’ such. All in all, it feels like a Resident Evil film. Cool.
Django Unchained
Django Unchained has a new trailer that continues the trend of the other trailers by being completely freaking awesome. Which is it. This movie had my curiosity. Now it has my attention.
GET IT? IT’S FROM THE TRAILER. I’m so META.
Django Unchained – International Trailer #2… by addictomovie
Jack Ryan
No doubt Jack Ryan was going to be good no matter what, as it’s a spy movie with Chris Pine and directed by Kenneth Branagh, but the inclusion of goddess Keira Knightley makes me wet with… perspiration…
But word has come that there’s a release date for this long in gestation project, and that date is December 25, 2013.
Something else usually comes on that day…
Yo’ MOMMA!!!
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