Trailers for The Sitter and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, a possible Thor 2 director, a poster for Tower Heist (now with FUNNY dog), and the most obvious casting ever for Oz, The Great and Powerful.

The Sitter

The Sitter is apparently the last film we are going to see with a fat Jonah Hill. We loved you while you were still here, dude. Just kidding. You were only kinda funny in some films. Anyways, this is a dirty trailer, so kids should be in front.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is a movie about things that Canada doesn’t have. I’ve seen how baggy their pants are. Not tailored. Soldiers? In CANADA? BAH. Don’t make me laugh. It may also be about other stuff and it sorta looks like an awesome film and I’m crazy excited, especially as the trailers still look good.

Thor 2

Since Kenneth Branagh is not going to be directing Thor 2, and Marvel has already set a release date of summer 2013, they need a director. Whoever will they get? Perhaps Brian Kirk. Besides having one of the best first names in history, nay, THE best first name in history, Kirk also directed the first couple episodes of season one of Game of Thrones.

That’s right. I get to say Kahl Drogo again. But I’m not gonna say it like that. I’m gonna say…

KAHL DROGO!!!!!!!!!!!

They should cast him as something. And he can cut someone’s throat and rip their tongue out. Through the throat. How is that not the greatest thing ever?

Tower Heist

Tower Heist There’s a new poster up for Tower Heist, and it looks fantastic. And now there’s a cute little dog in a costume. It makes me wanna hurl.

Oz, the Great and Powerful

Oz, the Great and Powerful has added someone to the cast. I’m gonna give you a moment to guess who. No guesses? Keep in mind Sam Raimi is directing. That’s right, Bruce Campbell has joined the cast. No word yet on what his role will be, but I think he’d be great as the lion before he became cowardly. Campbell did say the role is pivotal, and he emphasized the word “PIVOTAL” so maybe he’ll have pivots. Maybe he’s the tin man. I’m going with that. Cool.