A film clip for The Master, story featurette for Dredd, pictures from Twilight, trailers for The Last Stand and Bullet to the Head and a release date for The Avengers 2!
The Master has a new film clip that really gives a better look at the inner workings of Joaquin Phoenix’s character. You see a lonely guy who doesn’t know much about women or relationships receive a bit of attention from a beautiful woman, and you can see this affecting him and his decisions. The fact that he’s also found a new ‘family’ with this Scientology crap makes it all the more interesting.
And Phoenix is never going to get the credit he deserves for his performance here, because he looks amazing.
Dredd‘s new featurette gives you a bit of the backstory of the character, how he came to be in the comics, and what has made him so successful over the years. Judge Dredd has certainly captured a somewhat limited audience’s imagination, and it’s cool to get a closer look at what makes his world tick.
Twilight: Breaking Bad (This Time they Deal Drugs!)
Twilight the Fourth, fifth, whatever, has some new photos up today that really showcase Kristen Stewart’s red eyes, which is fitting as red eyed whore are EVIL!!!
Oh, sorry, I was reading a tabloid and actually believed it. Anyways, why isn’t there a porno called Twiheavy?
Instead of Twilight. Get it?
CAUSE LIGHT AND HEAVY ARE OPPOSITES. Antonyms. Words that mean the exact opposite of each other. You jerks.
The Last Stand
The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s return to big, awesome action films, has a big, awesome trailer. He shoots people, he breaks through a door, he makes jokes about being old.
Man, if there’s a joke about the idiot Governor of California, I’m gonna shit my pants. Wait… to late. This movie has NO choice but be frickin’ awesome.
Bullet to the Head
Bullet to the Head has a trailer too, and while it makes some similar old man jokes, it doesn’t strike me as cool as The Last Stand.
What does it have? Oh, I don’t know… Maybe a bit of… KAHL DROGO!!!!!!!!
And he and Rambo have an AX fight! This is gonna be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool.
The Avengers 2
Apparently The Avengers made enough money to warrant a sequel. I’d have never guessed. But not a quick sequel. Nope. The Avengers 2 is going to have a bit of time to breathe, as it’ll be coming out on May 1, 2015!
Yeah, that’s a ways off yet, and while I would normally cry about how I want it sooner, that’s really just the right amount of time, plus there’ll be Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Soldier between now and then to both satisfy our Marvel comic book movie needs and build up anticipation for the new film. I can… NOT wait!