Movie news for The Lone Ranger, Star Trek, Sherlock & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock December 7, 2011 Comments Off

Casting for The Lone Ranger and Star Trek, trailers for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Three Stooges, and a couple Sherlock Holmes posters.

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger has cast Tom Wilkinson, who was apparently cast back in June but temporarily left the project when it was shut down. So… he’s back. And he’s playing the villain, which works for me, as I like Wilkinson. And everything is about ME.

Star Trek 2

Lots of casting this week for Star Trek 2. Not only did we learn earlier that Benicio Del Toro will NOT be in the film, but it appears that Edgar Ramirez is now up for the role that Del Toro rejected. It’s the main villain, and I think it’s Kahn, cause it should be.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has a new trailer that’s a whopping 8 minutes long, so if you don’t want to watch most of the film before it comes out, then don’t watch.

For those of you who have no self control (me), enjoy!

The Three Stooges

The Three Stooges has a new…

There’s a new trailer for!…

No. Dear lord. This is horrible. Horrible. Thank God Kate Upton got out of that pool. Or I would punch someone in the spine. In. The. SPINE.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows has a couple new posters, and they’re depressing the crap out of me. Well, actually it’s just the one.

It’s the one with the dog. A dog is on a movie poster and not me.

And he looks way cooler than I would. Although, to be fair, my tongue would also be out, and I would likely be tempted to pose for the photo by a cookie.

Aww, who am I kidding? He’s probably so well trained that he didn’t need a cookie as incentive. A dog is better trained than I am. On the plus side, now you know how to get me to sit!

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