An End of Watch trailer, a motion poster for The Tall Man, pics from The Master, a poster for the Last Stand, a film clip from The Possession and casting for The Hunger Games.
End of Watch
End of Watch has a new red band trailer that’s quite violent and vulgar. Meaning good. It’s interesting to see more of what the film is about, as I’ve seen films about cartels and films about LA police before, but this is different. As an avid fan of Sons of Anarchy, I know that getting involved with a cartel is not a good idea. These guys go a heck of a lot further than most other criminals, have money out the whazoo, are smarter than your average bear, and are essentially fearless.
End of Watch is about a couple local beat cops who get mixed up with a cartel, and this is extremely bad news for them.
But what if Batman showed up? That would be cool.
The Tall Man
The Tall Man has a new motion poster that’s embedded below, and I’m thinking the twist in the film is that Jessica Biel has a split personality and is really the tall man. I’m just guessing based on the image of her standing in front of the scary bad guy, but this film looks so bad I see no reason not to throw out wild conjecture. Perhaps I’m correct, in which case I’ll rub it in all yo’ faces!
Also, I’m sorta tall, and I think this film gives me and my heighted brethren a bad name. I don’t want children to be scared of me… Women probably should be, what with the way I love ‘em and leave ‘em, but not kids. The kids are alright.
The Master, a prequel to the naval film Master & Commander (it isn’t? You’re SURE this isn’t a film about how he ALSO became a Commander?) has a few new photos up. They’re… not really all that cool. I prefer big robots or Batman or something.
Or big jugs. SOMETHING.
The Last Stand
The Last Stand has a new poster up, and if you were at all worried that Schwarzenegger had lost his toughness while running the 9th biggest economy in the world, you were wrong.
Also, he knows how to overshadow product placement. Seriously, that car is WAY out of place. He should have some old jalopy cop car.
The Possession has a new film clip that essentially shows a young girl experimenting with bulimia. IT’S A DEMON!!!
Now I have something to tell people when they ask me how I stay so nice and thin. It’s. A. Demon!
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The second Hunger Games film has found it’s Cashmere. The actress’s name is Stephanie Leigh Schlund. Wow. Good name. She couldn’t have chosen a stage name? Something without the word Schlund at the end?
The best part is that some website that talked about Schlund pointed out she was a Price is Right girl once upon a time, and she knocked over a TV once. It’s actually really funny. She’s such a dip shit she laughs the whole time…
I MUST HAVE HER!!