Movie news for The Host, Cosmopolis, Wrath of the Titans & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock March 22, 2012 0

Trailers for The Host, The Avengers and Cosmopolis, a film clip for Wrath of the Titans and a pic from G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation.

The Host

It appears that Twilight author Stephenie Meyer’s lack of talent doesn’t JUST apply to horrible vampire stories. She’s also going to do a shit job of ripping of Body Snatchers with The Host. Shit job.

The Avengers

This IMAX TV spot for The Avengers isn’t exactly all that and a bag of chips, but it’s okay, and I’ll accept it. Cause I so badly want to see this film.

Cosmopolis

Cosmopolis’s first trailer is out, and it’s pretty whack. WHACK. Actually, it really is pretty messed up, though I see it as a pretty straightforward attempt by Robert Pattinson to change his image. Having a hot chick with a little nipple showing point a gun at you with a laser sight is a pretty good start.

Then he shoots himself in the hand. Huh?

Cosmopolis – International Teaser by cleetusvandamne

Wrath of the Titans

It appears (shocker) that Hades will continue to be a bad guy in Wrath of the Titans. He double crosses his brother Zeus! No, Hades, NO!!!

G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation

G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation has a new photo of Bruce Willis as Joe in a suit. JOE DOESN’T WEAR A SUIT.

Actually, I don’t know what Joe wears.

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