Movie news for The Great Gatsby, Carrie, World War Z & More!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock April 4, 2013 4

A pic from Star Trek Into Darkness, trailers for The Great Gatsby, Carrie and This is the End, and posters for World War Z, Oblivion and Fast & Furious 6!

Star Trek Into Darkness

Star Trek Into Darkness has a new photo of Spock and Uhura. It is SOOOOO interesting. Can you feel the tension? They are clearly watching a sporting event. Unfortunately, they’re the type of prissy, “I’m better that you cause I understand this stupid sport,” who like soccer.

Kirk probably watches baseball. Like a cool dude.

The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby has a new trailer today that’s quite a bit different from the other ones. It still has a lot of music and looks kinda cool, but some part of me doesn’t love the quiet nature of the trailer, but it sure does look pretty. And Carey Mulligan sure does like to cry.

Carrie

Carrie has a trailer up today that makes the film look kinda cool, though I can’t imagine it’s going to do very well. I know it’s a classic and all that, but it looks a little whitewashed to me. What is interesting though is Chloe Grace Moretz, who is doing a halfway decent job in the titular role. I feel like we’ll be rooting for her by the end rather than scared of her, but it’s tough to say.

This is the End

This is the End has a new green band trailer, and I’m surprised to say it was still sorta funny even without the raunchier stuff. I feel like the film is going to peak with Michael Cera acting like a complete asshole, so that’s cool.

I feel like that’s the role he’s playing in everything from now on. He’ll be an asshole on Arrested Development when it comes back too.

World War Z

World War Z has a new poster that shows Brad Pitt has been brought to his knees by the sight of zombies making buildings burn down…

Wait. How do zombies start that many fires? Are people just running around, screaming about zombies, and burning things? Seriously, that’s a lot of fire.

Also, the door he’s kneeling on doesn’t look comfortable. Just saying.

Oblivion

My goodness Oblivion‘s new poster is freaking gorgeous. Talk about a guy living on cloud nine!

BOOYAH!

Fast & Furious 6

Fast & Furious 6… um… I don’t think that photo is geographically sound. Also, I thought the cars were the stars of these films.

ALSO, how much cooler would these films be in Michael Knight showed up and KITT kicked all their asses?

Answer: much much cooler.

4 Comments »

  1. SomeAhole April 8, 2013 at 2:17 pm -

    Ahhh the conscience got the better of me. My apologies Brian. I am sorry for getting on your case about such a silly matter. Don’t let that ruin your day!

  2. SomeAhole April 8, 2013 at 2:15 pm -

    Disclaimer: I do not care about this site or getting banned from it’s domain, as long as Brian knows how stupid he is.

  3. SomeAhole April 8, 2013 at 2:14 pm -

    Brian, I didn’t pay attention much to what movies you were reviewing/commenting on, mainly because I was largely distracted by your terrible use of the English language. Proofread your shit before putting it on the internet, albeit a very relaxed environment, this internet.

    Yes I made an account just to tell you to clean up your act, you sloppy and probably fat, epitome of dumb Americans.

  4. Razvigor April 8, 2013 at 2:12 pm -

    Ah, yes… because baseball is sooo much more interesting than soccer. Pfff…