Posters for Johnny English Reborn, Bad Teacher, Super 8 and What’s Your Number? Title and release dates for The Hobbit films, and a bootleg trailer for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Johnny English: Reborn
I like Rowan Atkinson. So Johnny English: Reborn should be a lot of fun. This poster is kinda boring though.
Bad Teacher
Speaking of boring posters, we have one for Bad Teacher. The film looks really funny, as I always laugh when children are exposed to vulgarity, but the poster is more boring that church.
Super 8
Super 8? More like Super 2. Am I right? Cause the two kids are just standing there. Also, it reminds me of a bad Star Wars poster. Or a good Star Wars poster. I don’t know. It just reminds me of Star Wars.
What’s Your Number?
Are you a ho? Then you’ll love What’s Your Number?, which is about a ho who needs to go back through all her previous STD-givers and figure out which is her soul mate. Seriously.
The Hobbit
Since there will be TWO Hobbit films instead of just the one, there had to be different names, right? So the first Hobbit film will be called The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, and it will be released on December 14, 2012. The second film will be called The Hobbit: There and Back Again, and it’ll come out on December 13, 2013. So they’re technically LESS than a year apart. Huh.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
I read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and the 2 sequels, and while I enjoyed them thoroughly, I feel I will no doubt enjoy the movie by David Fincher more. This bootleg trailer is red band, so only watch with one eye open, okay kids?
