A film clip from The Dictator, a TV Spot for Brave, a featurette for Prometheus, pics from Django Unchained and Twilight, and posters for The Expendables 2.

The Dictator

The first five minutes of The Dictator is now online, and I have to admit it was pretty funny, especially the baby pubes and Aladeen part. I was so expecting to hate this film, but it keeps looking funny.

Brave

Brave has a new TV Spot that raises a few interesting questions, none of which is as interesting as why those three little bears are so interested in cleavage. I get why I’M so interested in cleavage, cause, you, know, BOOBS, but I don’t see the allure for a bear.

Prometheus

Meh, I’m not in love with this Prometheus featurette. Oh, wait. I AM. Cause Ridley Scott says he’s all about EVERYTHING.

Like me.

And did anyone else get wood when Charlize Theron said, “He’s amazing. He’s my fantasy…”

And then she said something else, but my dreams had come true.

Django Unchained

Django Unchained has a few new pics that finally show that I’ll be rooting for Leonardo DiCaprio. He’s sporting a hell of a goatee, and Django has a green shirt. Screw that crap.

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man. No time to talk.

I use my hammer to drink your milkshake. Wait. That isn't right…

Twilight: Breaking Lamps Cause Breaking Windows is Yesterday’s News

Twilight: Breaking Lamps Cause Breaking Windows is Yesterday’s News (they made a bold choice with that long name) has a few new pics up today that prove banging makes your eyes turn red. And Taylor Lautner is still a retarded monkey.

We banged until my eyes turned red. And our baby reads minds. LIKE A BOSS.

Ruff. Ruff.

The Expendables 2

The Expendables 2 has a bunch of new posters that I think clearly state the message of the film: hats are for badasses.

Also, Dolph Lundgren chooses to wear scarves to battle. Like an even more badass BADASS.