Posters for Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Dark Knight Rises, 30 Minutes or Less and The Family Tree, a trailer for Sherlock Holmes 2, and a new Hobbit Pic.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes has a new international poster, and it’s pretty awesome…

NOT.

Awesome joke. Awesome. Also, Who let the Dogs out? Woof.

The Dark Knight Rises

I’m so excited for The Dark Knight Rises I don’t even want to mention how crappy the poster is. Wait…

30 Minutes or Less

30 Minutes or Less seems like a film I should enjoy. I like most of the cast, and the premise seems funny, but all the trailers suck balls. BALLS.

The Family Tree

It seems like I just wrote the preview for The Family Tree. Oh wait, I did. Yesterday. But now there’s a poster!

Sherlock Holmes 2

Sherlock Holmes 2‘s new trailer will be with Harry Potter this weekend, along with The Dark Knight Rises, but I’ve brought it to you early. Why? Cause I love. I don’t love you. But I love.

YOUR MOMMA.

The Hobbit

You know, I think they took all these pics of the Dwarves from The Hobbit on the same day, but they’re just releasing them slowly. I feel cheated. Also, I need someone to explain time to me. Please.