Movie news for The Dark Knight Rises, Man of Steel, Like Crazy, and more!!

Flying Brian Banana Hammock August 1, 2011 Comments Off

Some pics for The Dark Knight Rises and Man of Steel, an actual trailer from In Time, a couple Die Hard director options, a Like Crazy Trailer, and another Three Musketeers poster.

The Dark Knight Rises

Do you want a better look at Bane from The Dark Knight Rises? OF COURSE YOU DO. Silly bear. Anyways, there are a few more set pics up from the next Batman film, and they look pretty cool. I know Bane is badass because he wears kneepads. Nothing is half so badass as that. Also, Marion Cotillard looks like a hippy do-gooder. I approve. Of course, I approve of EVERYTHING related to Marion Cotillard. Except that she just had a kid, and it isn’t mine. Beyotch.


In Time

So apparently the trailer I posted before was actually a ‘sizzle reel’ from Comic Con and not the actual trailer for In Time. The trailer is much better, since it has Olivia Wilde, who drives me WILD. Stupid? Yeah. I’m stupid, and you get your news from me. It’s kinda like the pot calling the kettle black.

Which is dumb because they’re BOTH BLACK. Stupid jerks.

Trailer In Time by teasertrailer

Die Hard Russia

So the next Die Hard film, which is supposedly going to take place in Russia, lost director Noam Murro, who is now directing the 300 prequel Xerxes, so the producers are scrambling to find a new director to try to make Bruce Willis an action star again. The four on the list currently are: Joe Cornish, Justin Lin, Nicolas Winding Refn, and John Moore. Lin has made a couple Fast and Furious films, so I’m betting on him screwing up the series after the Live Free or Die Hard debacle. Ah, John McClane, I love ye once. But now ye suck balls.

Man of Steel

Man of Steel is sure going to have some awesome Smallville sets. I’d rather see a pic of Superman himself, but I’ll take what I can get. Take a look at some more of Smallville.

Like Crazy

Like Crazy is like, CRAZY. Yeah? No? Fine. BE THAT WAY. I don’t like you anyways. You have a stupid face. To be fair, I’m in a coffee shop right now, openly weeping at the beauty of this trailer. My broken heart cries for you Anton Yelchin. CRIES.

Three Musketeers

In what is shaping up to be this fall’s Harry Potter, The Three Musketeers has a new poster, and it is totally awesome. It’s only like Harry Potter because there are a million posters. But this one is better. They don’t even need English to rock awesomeness.

ROCK AWESOMENESS!!!!

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