A new film clip from The Bourne Legacy, a trailer for The Master, TV Spots for The Campaign, and pictures for Skyfall and Dredd.
The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne Legacy‘s new film clip today is super stupid. The bad guy is completely unrealistic. HE PUNCHS A MOTORCYCLIST IN THE HEAD. THE GUY IS WEARING A HELMET.
Call me tomorrow when you’re hands STILL broken. Dumbass.
The Master finally has a full trailer, and I think what’s really interesting about this film is not the L. Ron Hubbard character, or the cult leader, but rather the type of man he’s attracting. Joaquin Phoenix is clearly a troubled man, and this guy targets that. It shows how smart L. Ron was, of course, we already knew that because he then wrote the Chronicles of Narnia under the pseudonym CS Lewis.
The Campaign has a bunch of new TV spots today, and they tend to show the same jokes repeatedly, but I do like the “Push it. Push it real good.” Joke. FUUUUUUNNY.
I also like that there’s a poop in your pants and you didn’t even know it. The real question is: how did I know it?
Skyfall has a couple new photos today, and it’s interesting that they’re probably going to have the same chase scene as from The Bourne Legacy. Let’s hope their villain ALSO punches a helmeted dude.
Also, if you ignore the gun in the first pic it looks like there’s a lady either dancing or just walking funny to be in frame in the photo. Hahahahaha. Funny.
I’m just gonna say this about Dredd: that mofo does NOT like doors. He’s always kicking them. Always.